So, I've been able to resist the blogging world this whole year while Ashalyn and my mother wrote in theirs all the time and everyone was like "oh wow, I love your blogs they're so funny!" yeah well, after a while you kind of get to wondering what you're missing out on. Its kind of like Myspace only not as good. And kind of like Facebook, only less cool. For big kids. Plus it saves time when something cool happens and you want to tell everyone you know, but that would involve actually calling them and having to talk about a gajillion other things that don't really even matter. And not everyone has text. Even though they should, because texts rule.
This most likely won't be a hilarious blog with all kinds of witty stories about bikes named after horses or obscene references to dog toys, it'll probably be something like "oh my god, so I bought this really cute shirt the other day and then when I went to school today some jerk was totally wearing the same thing...jerk." Well kind of. But I can guarantee you there won't be any omg, ttyl, g2g, brb, stfu, lol, lmao, bffl...Because, well, Its just not funny. Penelope from Saturday Night Live is funny. Quarters glued to the floor is funny...that is not. The only one that I might ever use is WTF. I don't know, I just like it. Because not everything deserves me to write 'what the fuck'. Like, if I just think that (like while I'm driving and someone is being a dumb driver...again) then it really isn't worth all that. But other times, generally when our president does something extremely unintelligent, it sometimes deserves a what the fuck. But I digress.
Some of you are probably thinking that quarters glued to the floor aren't even all that funny...well, I can guarantee you it is. When you're working an 8 hour shift and you're bored and every customer who comes through the door tries to pick it up but can't and then you get to sit there and act all sympathetic like you don't know how it happened even though you were the one who glued it there in the first place. It's hilarious.
I don't even know how to let people read this...chances are it will get abandoned soon because no one will read it because they won't know that it exists. Maybe I'll just do a survey on myspace.
Shannon
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- Shannon
- Bellingham, WA, United States
- I'm 19, going to Western Washington University and having hecka fun.
Who's Who in my World
- Nikki- The best girl your ever could have met! And she's Beau's sister
- To keep from having to say who everyone is all the time here is a list of who is who and who isn't who:
- Anyu: Anyu is the Hungarian word for mom. She's hella cool and stuff.
- Ryan: The little brother, he thinks he's grown because he's taller than Ashalyn (who isn't that tall anyway). He takes after me and does football and wrestling and track. He usually needs a hair cut but other than that looks ok.
- Ashalyn: The older sister who goes to Howard and plays music and goes to operas and other musicy music stuff like that. She has her own blog, its funny
- Dad: Pretty self-explanatory. He lives in Oman now with his newly wedded wife, Ingrid and her son Ali. He is also known as DJ GI Joe sometimes.
- Danielle: sh'es been my friend since like 8th grade and she goes to western too. She lives kind of far away though but her room is hecka nice and i think her roommate is pretty cool too.
- Marissa: She is the Yell Advisor and she's is the best person ever. She does so much for us in addition to being a mom to two little kids and a manager person for their wrestling club and going to every single wrestling match ever. She's kind of like my mom away from mom
- Chad: Marissa's husband and the assistant wrestling coach at the high school and the head coach and the middle school and the founder (I think) of the Wrestling Rhinos club. He likes wrestling. He's super nice just like Marissa, so it’s good that they are married then. They also have two kids named Montana and Cody. Montana is 6 I think and she's a cheerleader and she draws pretty pictures for us during practices. Cody is younger, I think 4 and he wrestles. He also squirts us with water guns during practices.
- Brenda: She's my boss. I like her a lot and we have fun at work. She likes coffee about as much as I do and introduced me to the $2.50 stand (any coffee any size is $2.50)
- Monika: Another person I work with, she's pretty cool, we're kind of a lot alike in some ways. We have close birthdays and we're both perfectionists and kind of bossy at work. And we love coffee.
- Mason: The chocolate labish mix we adopted not too long ago. He was abused but is still the most loving dog you'll ever meet...a little too loving sometimes. He has trouble holding water in his lips after he drinks and he likes to put in head on your lap or on your keyboard while it is dripping.
- Batman: Black lab mix dog we adopted almost 2 years ago, he's very smart and tricky and he lives everyday for his dinners and tennis balls
2 comments:
I don't know, I was laughing like a mofo.
I did not know that Funtasia lack "big balls". From now on, I will only frequent Chuck E. Cheeses.
Can I link to your blog in mine? (Az igazi kerdes: fogsz apu felesegerol irni? mer akor nem linkelek).
Penelope sketch was hilarious:
Both Penelope Sketches
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